OK, guys
I'm giving in to pressure from various sources to actually come out of the proverbial closet and put something up here. Now that I've had an account for a good month or so, I guess it might be time to actually put something up here.
I came across the following line in my natural language processing textbook: "Indeed the short and the long. Marry, 'tis a noble Lepidus! Will you not tell me who I am? This shall forbit it should be branded, if renown made it empty." This is an excerpt from the babblings of a second-order Markov model's approximation to Shakespeare. Anyhow, I intend to have a random nonsense generator that will train itself off of just about anything from Project Gutenberg. Eat your heart out, Ketner. I will rule the random-stuff-generator market with my army of weighted finite-state automatons. Muahahaha!
Anyhow, I'll post results, progress, and eventually source sometime.